"Body Parts Not Reached By Penetration of its Main Shaft"

Via Jewschool : Kosher Sex Toys, the frum set's answer to Babeland!

I'm pretty much in agreement with Chanel's read on the whole thing, especially her concluding point:

In spite of all the stuff to find infuriating about KosherSexToys.net- the need for a spell checker, the lack of clinical language, the emphasis on heterosexual marriage-it’s pretty great that this exists. It’s an important move towards more sex positive Jewish relationships and communities.

However. What I want to know is, how the hell do they get away with claiming that a pocket rocket, for fuck's sake, is "the quietest most compact and technologically advanced personal stimulator in the world today"?